Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
