I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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