Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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