i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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