I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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