Hey man sorry I got all grabby
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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