I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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