I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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