She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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