Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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