wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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