Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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