Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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