Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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