chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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