Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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