too bad you live with your parents still
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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