Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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