i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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