My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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