In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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