I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Who died my cat blue again?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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