I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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