I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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