the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
