So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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