There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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