You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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