Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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