So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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