But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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