? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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