why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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