The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
