When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
