sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
