It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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