At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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