chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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