I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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