Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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