I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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