dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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