I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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