can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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