i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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