Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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