im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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