I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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