I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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